300 (Mexicans)

I don't know if I find it offensive or actually laugh because of it's trueness. Nevertheless I think it's a good video of real life with a little of hollywood's dramatic scenarios.

Enjoy,

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Americans are NOT Stupid!!

I just had to put this. Not all of them are, but the vast majority truly is. bet they don't even know why they're fighting.... Freedom they say? Were they slaves?? I'd tell you what they are, but I guess you already know the answer, especially after watching this video. Our British friends worked so hard to demystify this issue:

Chinese 'Dark Brown'

This is funny. Doris Moore, a color Canadian resident bought a new couch (or the whole set I don't remember, she bought something alright!). To her surprise, her seven-year old daughter found the tag in which the Color of the item is described: "Nigger Brown". She knew one color alright, but asked what is Nigger? Anyway, the FIRST error was made by Kingsoft's translation program, in which if you type the dark brown in Chinese, the software translates dark into nigger. This was, supposedly, corrected, but now if you input English nigger, you'll get dark in Chinese.

Funny ain't it? This lady is blaming everybody asking: Don't they read anything? The supplier? The producer? I ask her: Don't you read anything either?? You bought the fucking couch, don't you? I mean, it must have been somewhere visible, her daughter found the tag, a 7 year-old.

Now she's asking for compensation (she wants bling-bling) and she claims none of her friends want to sit on the couch (oh my! why is that? It's a high quality Chinese product [= P] for god's sake!) If you look for this "color" category, you'll find it's actually not that uncommon. Besides, chinese-english translations are very funny, no wonder the "new" color description. And now. the picture with our day's post star sitting on her brand new "Dark Brown" couch, Doris 'I-will-not-take-this-chinese-crap-anymoore' Moore:

Telemarketers: Beware!!

hahaha, a really good prank against telemarketers. This guy records his calls when a TM is at the phone. Very, very funny. Cheers!

Dime con quién te juntas....

Dos buenos camaradas de hace ya tiempo:

Martín y Derick, respectivamente...

100% aCTiTuD

¿Qué es lo que hace a un ser humano decir una cosa y hacer otra totalmente distinta? Bueno, si se pudiera llamar ser humano desde el principio. Esta es la historia de un niño barbón, medio grumpy que, dice la leyenda naufragó en una isla del caribe (rumores afirman que se fue en avión a luchar contras las fuerzas malvadas de greenpeace) y fue acogido por los aborígenes qu le dieron chamba de Asistente de Supervisor (o algo por el estilo) y construyendo hoteles pa los europeos y famosos de Hollywood. Tuvo un pequeño incidente con un local, de buenas que no le hicieron vudu; al igual y si, pero este pinche Diablo no le hacen nada. Por ahí se dice que la argolla que trae en la ceja se la arrebató al mismo demonio una fria noche de Invierno y que le confiere poderes ..... divinos no, maléficos.

Total, este we, hace mucho, me platicó que ya está hasta la madre de la pinche isla pero luego veo estas cosas y me imagino que no todo lo que dice es cierto: pinche mentiroso, como siempre cabron!

No se crea, mamalón que se la esté pasando chido, neta me dan ganas de ir a visitarlo y ver que pedo con las islillas, espero me invite un día y me largo un fin de semana. ¿Habrá tiburones? Neta me valen madre, los atardeceres estan más chingones.

Saludos Carnal!

En otras noticias, ayer gané por tercera vez consecutiva y legalmente en Texas Hold'em. ¿Propondré aumentar el in?